- consolidate your workload
- make a list of all the things you have to do
- crumple up the list
- burn the list
- get in bed
this kid in class was bragging that he got accepted into La Salle and it took everything in me not to say “sounds like a pasta dish” to him
fr0zencreek asked: You look like a more attractive version of Michael Cera.
you motherfuckers are the bane of my existence
watch big momma’s house in an unironic way with me so i know it’s real
Anonymous asked: why are you so amazing...
ask my exes